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[NSR] funniest amazon reviews for a car product

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Yes, I know y'all don't have cars, but you have to check out this item at Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header

The reviews for this thing are comedy gold. My personal favorite was Bitsy and the logging truck.

I had to add a review asking if it would work on a scooter.

4.0 out of 5 stars
Need some guidance, November 29, 2009
By MEM (Somerville, MA United States)

Will this work on my scooter? Has anyone tried that?

Thanks in advance for any guidance on that.
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That is hysterical! I have a much higher view of the Amazon community after reading some of those comments. Too funny.
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TM's is hysterical:

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


At the beginning of the Harry Potter explosion, Amazon was selling a toy that was a vibrating broom with "flying" sounds. There were reviews by mothers who say how the kids love it. Then, there were reviews by moms who took the brooms away from the kids and were keeping it for themselves.

For more info: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/
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Loved the Amazon reviews - really made my day. I've been looking for a less expensive laptop for a long time and $18.75 sounds like a steal! Plus the fact that it's easy to store on the back seat when you're not driving. I just have to install a steering wheel onto my scooter first...and a back seat.

And even though I'm a guy, umm, does anyone know where I can buy one of those Harry Potter brooms? New would be fine, but used would be prefered.
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Jackie F wrote:TM's is hysterical:

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


At the beginning of the Harry Potter explosion, Amazon was selling a toy that was a vibrating broom with "flying" sounds. There were reviews by mothers who say how the kids love it. Then, there were reviews by moms who took the brooms away from the kids and were keeping it for themselves.

For more info: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/
My personal favorite reviewed amazon item was for a 1 gallon jug of milk. However the reviews for this item are fricking hilarious.
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The product itself is too funny. Laptop/work desk while driving? I think purchasing this equals a 911 call to the hospital.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thing I have seen online in a long time. A lot of thought went into some of those reviews. Ironically, this product would actually come in handy for me, as I do a lot of grading in my truck (parked in a parking lot of course). Did anyone else look at the alternate views of the product. They include scenes of huge car pileups. Absolutely amazing.
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Is that steering wheel upside down?
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My son showed me this Amazon t-shirt (3 wolves howling at a moon):
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Sh ... -1-catcorr

Apparently, because of the Amazon reviews for this t-shirt being an internet phenomenon, Dwight wore the shirt in an episode of The Office.

The reviews are hillarious. My favorite:
"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."
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Ray Knobs wrote:Is that steering wheel upside down?
Yes, that steering wheel is, indeed, upside-down. Why? Well, it was designed so you have to be driving in circles to use it......... >.<


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