Modern Buddy

I just bought a Rat buck 10 and has anybody else been completely floored by the horrible butchering of the english language in the manual?
Lets give our best examples shall we?

"Note: Because the muffler is very hot (after riding), Please park your scooter away from the child, and redestrians to avoid them touching it."

What's a "REDESTRIAN" and which child should i keep it away from?

The Child lives in a small walled compound in Taiwan, and is guarded by 99 martial artists known as The Rerestrians. The Child is dangerously allergic to heat, and is kept inside a bathtub full of ice cubes for 23 hours every day. On the chiming of the 24th hour, he arises from the tub, and plays in a small grassy area for 55 exactly minutes. He then kills and eats a live snake with his bare hands, and returns to the icy tub, surrounded by his deadly Rerestrians.

Now you know.

that has to be one of the funniest explanations i've ever heard. good one. HAHAHA!

Yes a very good explanation indeed
Thank you for the laugh outloud moment at work.
but anybody else notice this?

It was written in Engrish...

Engrish!?